Stu Paul
Writer
My name is Stuart Paul and I’m a Professional Hemophiliac
Aliases: Bringer of Pus, Destroyer of Worlds, Professor Awesome
Sign: Armadillo Crossing
Hobbies: Playing Rock Band and Smash Bros, Stalking the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Human Trafficking, Manipulating Military Coups of Third World Countries
Favorite Spacedog Book: Mine
Favorite Movie: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Major Enemies: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dancing with the Stars, super-intelligent monkeys with switchblades, Popeye’s chicken
Random Fact: My dad killed John Candy.
Past Work: The Parthenon
