Mark Kauffman
Creative Executive
My name is Mark Kauffman and I’m Creative Executive
Aliases: The Fish… (as in drinks like a)
Sign: Sagittarius
Hobbies: Running with scissors, Giving people inappropriately themed cards for their birthday, Stalking, Making fun of others, Lying, Drinking, Being present at awkward or embarrassing situations I’m not directly involved in, Watching severe groin trauma in movies, Throwing wet paper towels over the stalls in restaurant bathrooms
Favorite Spacedog Book: eV now and Dying Breed when it is finished
Favorite Movie: Braveheart
Major Enemies: Every other Spacedog employee
Random Fact: I enjoy the smell of gasoline
Past Work: Shepherd
